Pee church

Doug,lacy and son William,  daughter olivia and mystery baby had just moved to a new area. Doug worked for a big compony. The compony promoted him to head up a branch office of the office. This was a huge promotion and it included a salary increase.

It ment uprooting the family. They had to sell there house and buy a new one. Mamma had to move while being pregnent. She suported the move. She saw it as a big adventure.it was a big opportunity as well. 

They both liked new adventures.  They liked doing new things.  He was doing what he wanted to do. She was a house wife but she had a business degree of her own. She did some work at home. 

They wanted to get established in there new community quickly. They brought a house in the new area. They were working to build a life hear. 

This included finding a new church. They had a food church in there last area. They hoped to find a church they loved as much as they loved there previous church. Finding a church home was a high priority. 

They did some reserch and looked at the churches in the area. They looked at those that were doctrinaly sound. They heard a lot about eastland community church. It was known for sound preaching but also had a prasise and worship team. It was doctrinaly conservative but socialy moderate.  They heard a lot of good things about it and decided to check it out. 

They decided to go to the church. They got dressed and went to the van.they drove to the church. They saw some men dressed up in suits and ties. Other man wore button down shirts with khakis.  Others wore dress shirts with jeens and some men wore jeens and t shirts. They were all wel dresed any ways.  They looked nice. 

Ladies in the church wore dreses or skirts but some wore pants or jeens. Even those who dressed down still looked nice. 

Doug parked the van. Doug and lacy got out of the vehicle. They started to get the kids out. A young lady came over. She wore a white sweter with a pink blouse and a gray skirt.  Her hair was in a poney tail. She seemd nice. It looked like a pee stain near her crotch area. 

“Hi im meggen” she said. Lacy introduced herself and her husband and kids. She offered to help. She picked up the baby and handed her to lacy. She thanked her.  She seemed really sweet. She caried a bag for them. Lacy was really appreciative to the young lady for helping. 

There was a middle aged man who was ushering.  “We have a new family earl!” meghen informed him.the usher smiled.  ” i see that. Welcome to eastland community church ” he said.

Lacy could not help but notice that he to had a pee stain. He was a bit older. It was possible that he was stugliging with incontinence. It was hard to believe that meghen a women of 19 or twenty was. 

Doug and lacy introduced themselves and the family. He seemed to a friendly and jolly man. “We hope you enjoy our church! ” he said. 

Meghen helped find them a seat. “Oh one thing yoy should know.  We dont have bathroom facilities. There are no toilets in the building.  ” meghen said. 

They werw both surprised.  “Oh.” doug said.  ” we just pee or poop in our cloths. We have to go.  We go. Some bring change of cloths some do not. ” she said.

“You dont have any bathroom in the facility?”Doug asked. “No we dont.  We save a lit of mony on our water bill. Our septic tank does not have have a lot of isues. The sanitation department loves us. Although outsiders think we smell.  We do try to off set it with perfume and fabreze and the like.” she told them. 

“So what is the reason behind this?” Doug asked.  ” we believe as Christians that we are in the world but not if it.we do not believe in conforming to the world. We are against the world system.  What better way to go against that world syisten. This is a clear message to the world that we are indeed separate.  “Meghen said.  

All lacy could think was “yes we are different.  We dont confirm to world standards of sanitation and cleanliness.  Nothing says doctrine of demons like good plumbing ” of course she would never say that out loud. She thought the urge not to laugh. She had not heard any thing so silly in her life. 

She grew up in a strict traditional family.  This took the cake. She considered herself to be conservitive and othodox but this went beyond overkill. She could not believe this was real and not a monty python skit. 

“We just soil ourselves when we are. It is actually realy convenient. We are used to it. ” she said. 

Lacy thought to herself that she could never get used to that.  Not in a miliin years. This was too far out. This was just way to extreme.  This was a bridge too far. 

After a while meghen dismissed herself.  She found a seat. The service began. The church was fundihelical. They sang ccm songs to a worship band. The pastor preached from king James.  

The service itself was good. The preaching was great. The music was great.  Lacy noticed that the pastabdand anoucer had both peed themselves more then once on the stages.   She found it odd. 

She felt fine most of the day.  She had not drank a lot before she left. She started to feel the urge to pee. She did not want to have a pee pee dance.  

Her previous pregnancies did a number on her bladder. This baby did as well. She wanted relief. It went from bad to worse. She relaxed and let herself go. The pee released.  Shw felt the pee go down her leg.  

She had dreaded the idea of peing in public.  It felt kind of good. She peed again.  She ended up peing quite a bit during the service.  By the looks of it so had doug. So had a lot of people. Lacy was nervous about being seeb with pain stain.  She was not the only one. No one cared. 

They went home. She took off her skirt and panties. She put on a fresh unssrware and skirt. Doug changed as well. 

That afternoon she peed a lot during the afternoon.  They ended up going back to the church. They enjoyed the church.  It made her incontinent but that was ok. 

The end.

This is a work of fiction.  It has no bases in reality. 

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